Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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