I wish I only lived at night.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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