I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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