Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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