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(904): View more from Florida

I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool

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(912): View more from Georgia

He kissed a someone with a penis

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(682): View more from Texas

you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower

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(201): View more from New Jersey

he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad

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(732): View more from New Jersey

doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.

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(440): View more from Ohio

By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas

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(904): View more from Florida

She just used a chaser for red wine.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?

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