i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
