i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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