For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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