I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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