I can tuck mytits in my pants
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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