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ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
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If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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