Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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