Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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