And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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