dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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