You're my little dorito
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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