So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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