all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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