I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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