if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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