4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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