I think my vagina is haunted
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
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If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
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On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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