No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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