BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
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Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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