His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
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She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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