farters have to be the big spoon...
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
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you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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