i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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