yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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