either way he was missing a nipple.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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