No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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