I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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