youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
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Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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