I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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