I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Randomize
