How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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