I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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