Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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