i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
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She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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