hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
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So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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