She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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