What a fucking waste of an outfit
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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