Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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