Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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