If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
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hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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