Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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