Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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