somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
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i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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