I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
