Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(323): View more from California

I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer

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(502): View more from Kentucky

It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape

(617): View more from Massachusetts

wtf, did you fuck a retard?!

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(479): View more from Arkansas

he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010

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(716): View more from New York

An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready

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(425): View more from Washington

It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that

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(319): View more from Iowa

Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?

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