you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
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