I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Randomize
