But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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