ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
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