she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
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An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
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