thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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