Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
