You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
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My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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