Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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