I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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